Sunday, December 28, 2008

Friday, December 26, 2008

Quote of the Moment

"عندما ترى رجلاً يعد كنكة القهوة. ويعد السكر والماء والبن، ثم يؤكد لك أنه لن يعد قهوة وأنه لا يطيق مذاقها.. فماذا تقول؟.. تصمت طبعًا.."-- أحمد خالد توفيق

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

When irresponsible people use technology!!


I won't say much check the above image. Some irresponsible person(s) translated & other person(s) confirmed that the right translation for "Get well soon" is "ابو احمد البواب"!!!!!!!

Please help fix it.. That can be done by looking for "Get well soon" translation on google language tools then suggesting a "better" (right) translation (I guess "تعافى سريعا" is appropriate translation)..

Quote of the Moment

"For all your days be prepared, and meet them ever alike. When you are the anvil, bear - when you are the hammer, strike." --Edwin Markham

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Requirements Engineering - FCIH Microsoft Club

Header1
Email_Template_04_02
Microsoft-Club Helwan
Requirements Engineering session
JOIN US FOR THIS EXCITING EVENT
Let's start, to share our knowledge and find ways to make a difference.
Let's Start with our First Session with,
"Requirements Engineering session"
(E.g. RE is the branch of software engineering concerned with the real-world goals for functions of, and constraints on software systems). Come and join us this event @ FCI-H. :) Agenda:
· Who Am I; a programmer or developer or…?
· What and Why of Analysis..!!!
· The "Others" needs
· Requirements Management
· Requirements Elicitation
· Requirements Analysis
· Requirements Communication
Speaker's Bios:
Marwan Hamad is currently System Analyst in Link Development. In 2004, He started the journey of analysis in ITWorx while he had the honor of working in the enterprise sales field at Microsoft Egypt. Marwan observed the best practice of Business Process Reengineering (BPR) by providing dynamic workflow based on strategic objectives to Vodafone Egypt and New Horizons. Marwan was honored from the Ministry of Youth in 2004 for transferring European Project Management practices to the Egyptian NGO's. Marwan studied Applied Business Computing in the University of Sunderland, UK.
DON'T MISS OUT 2:00 pm – 4:00 pm Wednesday, December 17, 2008 FCIH main campus, Hall 7 (beside the mosque, 2nd floor) Faculty of Computers & Information – Helwan University Hope to see you there! Microsoft Club – Helwan Referral Code: Club08 Contact us: msp-helwan@student-partners.com P. S. RE session mainly for all students, everyone is welcomed. P. S. If you know anyone else who'd enjoy this event, please forward this email to them now.
Email_Template_04_04
Footer
SubFooter

DotNetWork.org Dec-08 Gathering



Date:
Saturday, December 27th 2008,
12:00 - 16:30

Attendance is FREE =)

Speaker:
Omar Besiso
Senior Architect - DataCom, Sydney, Australia.

Agenda:

12:00 - 14:00
Building scalable and functional software using dependency and policy injection (Level 200)

14:30 - 16:30
Open Session

Brief (for the open session):

AOP, DDD, TDD, UDD, OO, SilverLight, Azure, DI, IOC, MEF, The Cloud....etc. Tired of all the new hype around a heap of technologies and paradigms? Not sure about your approach in 2009? Come and have a friendly chat with Omar Besiso, a veteran Microsoft architect who lives his life around Microsoft technologies and all their headaches. Omar will be describing the future trends and how as developers and architects design patterns and futuristic architecture paradigms will be used. Whether you’re architecting for retail, corporate, the cloud or just for yourself, this will be your guide into the 2009-2010 explosive years. See you there!
Location:
Canadian International College, @ "El-Tagamo3 El-5ames"

Buses will be available at: Nady El-Sekka (11:00 AM - 11:30 AM)
Please be there before 11:30 coz we will leave on time..


For those who wanna keep tuned with further news about this event & other upcoming events of the dotnetwork.org user group, please check the following links:

Yahoo!Group:
http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/dotnetworkorg/

Facebook Event:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=57316086432
You'd better join the above event if you have a facebook account so we can roughly estimate the attendees count..

Facebook Fan Page:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/netWorkorg/13135685545

Facebook Group:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2409268236

Please don't hesitate to contact me if you have any further questions..
See u on the gathering ;)

Sunday, December 14, 2008

كفاية بقى قرفت

اليومين الفاتو كنت بقرأ في كذا بلوج من الي بيتكلموا عن البهدلة الي حاصلة في كل حاجة في البلد. انا مقتنع ان ده حاجة مهمة لكن مش بشكل الي يخلي الواحد قرفان بالشكل ده. على اي حال، كان في في وسط الكلام ده المقولة -الي كل ما حد يجيب سيرة الثقافة الجنسية يجبها- الي بتقول "أن مصر ترتيبها الأول وسط دول العالم في الاتجاه نحو البحث عن كلمة
"sex"
في محرك البحث جوجل (انا نفسي دورت قبل كدة على الموضوع ده عشان كنت بساعد حد في مشروع تخرجه الي لي علاقة نفس اموضوع).


الكلام ده طبعا رجع تاني ايام الحوار بتاع التحرشات الحصلت في العيد.. المهم ان محدش جرب يدي الموضوع 5 دقائق كمان من وقته. طبعا انت لو جربت فعلا هتلاقي مصر من اوائل الدول الي بتدور على كلمة
"sex" http://google.com/trends?q=sex
(الترتيب مش ثابت طبعا عشان بيتغير كل فترة على حسب الهيتس
"hits"
على جوجل)
لكن ده مش معناه ان احنا خلاص مورناش غيره.. الفكره كلها ان اختلاف الثقافات بيخلي الناس تستخدم كلمات مختلفة عشان تعبر عن نفس الحاجة. يعني لو كان اي حد من الي عمالين يصوتوا دول جرب يشوف كلمة ذي
"porn" http://google.com/trends?q=porn
على نفس السيت بتاع عمك جوجل كان لقى دول -من الي بيقولوا عليها- متحضرة و مش وقيع زينا.. ده بل عكس هتلاقي دول موجودة في القائمتين.


يعني المصريين(او العرب بشكل عام، عشان ساعات السعودية بتسبقنا في نفس القائمة) مش هما بس الي فيهم مدمنين جنسيا
"Sex-Addicts".
الموضوع بيحصل في كل الدنيا يعني.. بعيدا طبعا عن اذا كان ده صح ولا غلط..

Disclaimer

All the opinions expressed on this blog are my own and don't necessarily represent my employer's positions, strategies or opinions.